Two 17 year old girls walk by.
| : | did you see those girls walk by? |
| : | shorts and crop tops. It's the style right now. |
| : | they looked like ho-bags. |
| : | good thing they aren't trying to impress you. |
WHY ISNT THERE A HUGE FANDOM FOR A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
no really tho why not that fandom would be fucking awesome, everyone would be volunteer fire fighters and would have the fucking eye tattoos on their ankles and talk in couplets
dont pretend you don’t get the references
because i know
you
do
I’m part of the Fandom! Getting a VFD ankle tat soon.
Fuck yeah.
A better version of Sleeping Beauty:
Once there was a woman who fell asleep because she was a human and humans need sleep to survive. After eight hours her desire to read divine feminist literature awoke her.
The End
"Dress suitably in short skirts and strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank, and buy a revolver."
Countess Markievicz, 19th century Irish revolutionary, dispensing eternally relevant fashion advice. (via partywitch)
#I could live by this
(Source: sharkyteeth, via partywitch)
